Drosophilia

It is a fairly chaotic morning at the Frederick house due to an alien invasion. Fruitflies are everywhere, and they are winning. Cries of "I have a fruitfly in my straw!" erupt from both kids. Erin is turning them into imaginary friends and actually pretending to be one. She runs around the house flapping her arms and growling, saying "I'n a fruit fly!" And Alek's best line, in regard to the fruitfly infestation: "We should buy a new house and let someone else live here." Personally, my own observation is that a toasted fruit fly is still a fruit fly.